www.janeek.com

www.janeek.com

Established 1999

Sadly, Buster has gone to Kitty Heaven.  I will leave this page up as a tribute to his darling personality -
he was truly my best little friend and is so missed.  But, I have adopted a couple little cuties and will soon have a page for them.

Yeah, I am a well known pervert who has a little foot fetish.  But, I have an important job.  I am responsible for checking out all closets, paper bags, and boxes in my domain.  I have to constantly be on patrol since my human likes to sneak things in without my approval.  Until I have rubbed my cheeks against the item, it is not acceptable to be kept in this house.

I must also constantly battle the evil arm chair cover.  It has been after me since I was a little guy.  But, now that I am grown, I am able to show it who is in charge.  If it gets smart with me, I swipe it off the sofa, cover it until it yells uncle.  But, if refuses to give in, I push it under the sofa till it finally gives up.

My other struggle is to make sure that the humans keep my dish filled.   Less than half-filled is not acceptable.  I must first rub against their legs, then lay down in their path, until they finally do their job properly.  Frequently I must verbally admonish them for not  taking proper care of the their sacred duty.

As you must see, it is a tough life being Lord and Master of the House, so you must understand why I feel the need for a teeny bit of kinky pleasure.  There's just something about a human foot rubbing all over my belly or back that is so relaxing.  I almost purr.  Unfotunately, I don't really know what a purr is, though I do have a large vocabulary of the spoken word.  I believe that my problems lie rooted in a disturbed kittenhood.

Yes, I had a sad beginning.  I never knew my father and I have a lot of unresolved issues about my birth mother.  I don't know if she abandoned me or if I was taken from her, but I ended up in a cage with several other kittens.  Some were larger than me and I couldn't get enough to eat.  When my human brought me home, I only weighed a pound and half.  Now, I have been told I'm overweight, so I must be well taken care of (as every true master should be, of course).

But, I feel that I am overcoming my rough start.  I have an important job, a castle, and a human to lord over.  Who could ask for more?  Me - why don't I have my own computer!!

It took a lot of programming, but I finally got myself into the 'puter.
You gotta admit I was a cutie pie as a baby, but now at least I've grown into my ears!
Next to feet - I love peacock feathers bestest in the world. (Oooh, and check out that pretty white belly!!)
Don't believe your eyes, I am completely invisible.
Frustrating new toy:	This must be the END!
It's not easy being green (unless you have a good buddy)
My favorite TV watching chair (I love watching baseball)	This is definitely the end!!

HEY, WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?